Okay, so Chris and I are getting married, for those of you who know me, you already know this. As soon as I started planning, I started to get all kinds of wedding related emails. Some where fun, and gave me a direction to start moving in, and some were just plan annoying. Now, five months into planning I have started to receive a new and exciting kind of email, pre-schools have started sending me information on where to send my kids (that I don't have) and open house invitations for myself and my not quiet yet husband.
At first I was sure that they had gotten my email by mistake, I mean really? While Chris and I have talked about kids, and are both on the same page about wanting them, its going to be a little while before they actually happen, not to mention a while before these hypothetical children will need a good pre-school to go to. But the emails kept coming, more pre-schools sending me information, and then the camps started. My favorite one thus far was the camp that advertised itself as a place to send your kids for a little mommy and daddy time; in other words, here is a place you can drop your kids off at so you can actually have sex for a change. Really? That's how you want to advertise? But I digress.
So, in addition to the emails about dresses, and how to choose the perfect dress (I ordered mine in December, so those are getting really annoying) and when to send your invitations, and how many days left, and ideas for brides maid gifts, I am also (apparently) planning the next five years of my life. I hate to break it to all of you, I really don't have the time, nor the inclination to plan out where I'm going to send my yet to be conceived children for pre-school, or for that matter, summer camp! I'm just waiting for the college pamphlets to start coming in (I'm sure it'll be any day now) I'm just wondering how they will address them.
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